Nov 15, 2012

"The Demander." - a poem

I'm calling because my father told me to
There is a charge on his credit card
Can you refund the money?
I'm sorry we don't have the credit card on file
I no longer have the credit card
It's been destroyed...
I did not authorize payment
So don't charge me without my consent,
Because I don't have have any money...
But you agreed to the policy
The reason we charged you was because it made things easier.
It's so that you don't have to enter the information twice
If you want
I can cancel your membership
And you'll be refunded...
Please delete my profile
I don't have the credit card information
I destroyed the card because an unauthorized charge was made to the account
I only have the last four digits.
Father,
I don't like your attitude
And your fiscal policies
Do not withdraw from my bank account
It is not yours.
Sorry
I didn't mean to say that
I know you are just trying to help me
You can have access to my bank account
I will miss you when I move away.